Pear Caught Balancing Too Much Again
Saturday, December 7, 2024From group projects to juggling extracurriculars, Pear has once again taken on more than they can handle—and things are wobbling.
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In a story all too familiar to campus life, Pear has been spotted once again struggling to balance a mountain of responsibilities, from student government to intramural juggling club. Witnesses reported seeing Pear “rolling from one commitment to the next,” often tipping dangerously before catching themselves at the last moment.
“It’s impressive, honestly,” said Banana Split, Pear’s roommate. “But sometimes I worry Pear’s just one more late-night study session away from toppling completely.”
Faculty advisors have also expressed concern. “Pear is a classic over-committer,” said Associate Director of Student Engagement, Cara M. Bolla. “They’re sweet, dependable, but structurally, it’s hard for a Pear to stay upright with that much weight stacked on top.”
Despite the wobbling, Pear insists they’re managing fine. “I thrive under pressure,” Pear said while precariously holding a pile of books, a soccer ball, and a coffee cup. “It’s all about balance.” Moments later, sources confirm, the coffee cup slipped.
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