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Blueberries Form Jazz Band, Claim 'It's All About the Jam'
Debut album drops next week, featuring hits like “Berry Groovy” and “Sax & Snacks.”
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Pineapple Denied Access to Pizza Party Again
Controversy reignites in the dining hall as Pineapple is once again excluded from the semesterly Pizza Party. Some students call it a matter of taste, others cry fruit discrimination.
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Banana Declares Itself the Top Peel in Town - Other Fruits Left Slipping
Local banana claims victory in annual fruit popularity contest. Apple demands a recount.
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Strawberries Accused of Going Soft
Allegations of softness have shaken the Strawberry Student Union. But is it a scandal, or simply a matter of ripeness?
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Pear Caught Balancing Too Much Again
From group projects to juggling extracurriculars, Pear has once again taken on more than they can handle—and things are wobbling.
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