Fruit University Newsroom

Welcome to the official Fruit University Newsroom, your one-stop source for all the ripe developments, campus buzz, and groundbreaking fruit-based research.

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From Nobel Prize-nominated nectarines to the latest drama in the Compost Club, we report it all—fair, fruity, and full of flavor.

Blueberries Form Jazz Band, Claim 'It's All About the Jam'

Debut album drops next week, featuring hits like “Berry Groovy” and “Sax & Snacks.”

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A forlorn pineapple standing outside a pizza party with balloons and music in the background.

Pineapple Denied Access to Pizza Party Again

Controversy reignites in the dining hall as Pineapple is once again excluded from the semesterly Pizza Party. Some students call it a matter of taste, others cry fruit discrimination.

Categories: Student Events, Uni Events

Banana Declares Itself the Top Peel in Town - Other Fruits Left Slipping

Local banana claims victory in annual fruit popularity contest. Apple demands a recount.

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Strawberries Accused of Going Soft

Allegations of softness have shaken the Strawberry Student Union. But is it a scandal, or simply a matter of ripeness?

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T4 Fruit University Introduces Revolutionary 'Banana Bunch' Study Groups

T4 Fruit University is excited to announce the launch of our innovative 'Banana Bunch' study group program. Inspired by the natural clustering of bananas, this new initiative encourages students to form small, supportive learning communities.

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Pear Caught Balancing Too Much Again

From group projects to juggling extracurriculars, Pear has once again taken on more than they can handle—and things are wobbling.

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