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  <title>Blueberries Form Jazz Band, Claim 'It's All About the Jam'</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2025 17:19:33 +0100</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[Debut album drops next week, featuring hits like &ldquo;Berry Groovy&rdquo; and &ldquo;Sax &amp; Snacks.&rdquo;]]></description>
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  <title>Pineapple Denied Access to Pizza Party Again</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2025 15:08:49 +0100</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[Controversy reignites in the dining hall as Pineapple is once again excluded from the semesterly Pizza Party. Some students call it a matter of taste, others cry fruit discrimination.]]></description>
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  <title>Banana Declares Itself the Top Peel in Town - Other Fruits Left Slipping</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2025 15:56:37 +0100</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[Local banana claims victory in annual fruit popularity contest. Apple demands a recount.]]></description>
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  <title>Strawberries Accused of Going Soft</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2025 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[Allegations of softness have shaken the Strawberry Student Union. But is it a scandal, or simply a matter of ripeness?]]></description>
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  <title>Pear Caught Balancing Too Much Again</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2024 16:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[From group projects to juggling extracurriculars, Pear has once again taken on more than they can handle&mdash;and things are wobbling.]]></description>
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  <title>Blueberries Form Jazz Band, Claim 'It's All About the Jam'</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2025 17:19:33 +0100</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[Debut album drops next week, featuring hits like &ldquo;Berry Groovy&rdquo; and &ldquo;Sax &amp; Snacks.&rdquo;]]></description>
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  <title>Pineapple Denied Access to Pizza Party Again</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2025 15:08:49 +0100</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[Controversy reignites in the dining hall as Pineapple is once again excluded from the semesterly Pizza Party. Some students call it a matter of taste, others cry fruit discrimination.]]></description>
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  <title>Banana Declares Itself the Top Peel in Town - Other Fruits Left Slipping</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2025 15:56:37 +0100</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[Local banana claims victory in annual fruit popularity contest. Apple demands a recount.]]></description>
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  <title>Strawberries Accused of Going Soft</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2025 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[Allegations of softness have shaken the Strawberry Student Union. But is it a scandal, or simply a matter of ripeness?]]></description>
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  <title>Pear Caught Balancing Too Much Again</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 07 Dec 2024 16:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
  <description><![CDATA[From group projects to juggling extracurriculars, Pear has once again taken on more than they can handle&mdash;and things are wobbling.]]></description>
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